Comedy Novels

【Era + Temporary Work System + Daily Life + Building a Career】

Qin Manxue transmigrated.

Looking at the neighborhood committee office right in front of her, then at her "poisonous" best friend who was eloquently trying to talk her into going to the countryside, Qin Manxue delivered a flying kick, sending the person flying. She then clapped her hands: "Hmph! She and her Beijing household registration are welded together, nobody can separate them. Going to the countryside? No way."

Work?

No need to look for it.

The Temporary Worker System proactively sends work to her.

And so...

After working diligently for over ten years, all her family members became regular employees in a flash, while she alone remained a temporary worker.

But...

Second Brother: "Manman, here's half of my salary for this month."

Third Cousin: "Manman, here's mine."

......

Holding the salaries handed over by all her siblings and cousins, and glancing at the pile of money and valuables in the corner, Qin Manxue put her hands on her hips and laughed heartily: "Hahaha~~, being a temporary worker is good, being a temporary worker is wonderful. The regular employees are all working for me!"

Su Shiqi, in order to attend Ziyun Academy to study painting, agrees to her father's outrageous request!!

"You snatched someone else's wife when you were young, and now you're selling out your daughter, making me marry that man's comatose son?"

"You will marry whether you want to or not!"

Su Shiqi and her father, Su Shunan, argue fiercely.

Finally, Su Shunan produces the Ziyun Academy letter of admission.

Su Shiqi says through gritted teeth: "Marrying him isn't completely impossible. What if he kicks the bucket someday, right?"

Unfortunately, her comatose husband not only doesn't kick the bucket, but is also alarmingly robust.

He exhausts her every night until midnight before letting her go.

Finally, she can't take it anymore: "Lu Jingsi, if you keep this up, you'll have no wife left!"

Lu Jingsi buries his face in her neck and says in a hoarse voice: "Wife, I've been holding back for two years, how can you be so heartless..."

Another attempt at refutation ends in failure.

Cutting Line ---

"Young Master, the Young Madam has run away again."

"Which way did she take this time?" Lu Jingsi's lips curve into a faint smile, seemingly unconcerned.

"Uh..."

"Hmm?"

"...the dog hole."

Good news, veteran fan Li Shiguang has been reborn and reincarnated as a rich second-generation.

Bad news, his father, who was Leeds United's largest shareholder, passed away right before Li Shiguang was reborn.

Taking over from his cheap father to become the owner of Leeds United, Li Shiguang immediately faces a huge debt and the cunning old fox Bates, who is eager to acquire Leeds United at a low price.

Relying on the strongest club system that he subsequently awakened.

Li Shiguang begins his extraordinary operations!

Bates: Li Shiguang is a scoundrel and profiteer in football!

Florentino: I'm curious, why were the players so strong when they were at Leeds United, but became weak as soon as I bought them?

Ferguson: Li Shiguang is a brilliant tactical master!

Wenger: I don't respect Ferguson, but I have to respect Li Shiguang!

Mourinho: Li Shiguang is a formidable opponent!

And so on...

Players: Boss, I don't want to leave, can you not sell me?

Li Shiguang smiles faintly: That won't do, my Leeds United has too many geniuses, so many that we can barely fit them all~

[Entertainment Industry + System + Showbiz + Early Stage Behind-the-Scenes] Lin Rui transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens an entertainment system. Here, there is no hunger, no smoke of war; the whole populace chases after arts and entertainment, making it the pinnacle of a cultural world! This is the best era for cultural practitioners, with opportunities everywhere. It is also the worst era for cultural practitioners—survival of the fittest, the higher you're elevated, the harder you fall.

Faced with an overwhelming flood of endorsement contracts, Lin Rui suddenly doesn't want to be a star anymore. He frantically reminds himself: I'm just a porter from a parallel world.

Ye Chuchu transmigrated into a book, starting in hell, about to be bound by her stepmother Shen Jing. Suddenly, she was tied to the Gossip System, Zha Zha.

Ye Chuchu: "Huh? Stepmother's braised duck was licked all over by the old nanny?" Zha Zha: "Yes, yes, she ate it so happily!" Ye Chuchu: "Hehe, arrange a dozen such nannies for her."

Ye Chuchu: "What? All the maids in Stepmother's courtyard are male courtesans disguised as women? Scumbag father has a vast green grassland on his head?" Zha Zha: "Yes, yes, the mother and daughter had a great time playing!"

Ye Chuchu: "This lady actually transmigrated into a book? Everyone is cannon fodder for the maid Lu Nanqing?" Zha Zha: "Yes, yes, little Chuchu, your whole family will die miserably!" Ye Chuchu: "Alright, looks like I can only get rid of the female lead."

Zha Zha: "Little Chuchu, the Second Prince is impotent and will die in an assassination three months later." Ye Chuchu: "Wow, rich, powerful, handsome, and dies early. He's my type!" The early-dying Second Prince: "...You don't have to be so happy about it!"

Ye Chuchu: "That's strange, how come everyone greets me wherever I go? My face is stiff from smiling." Zha Zha: "Little Chuchu helped the Second Prince solve so many cases. It's normal to be popular." Ye Chuchu: "Ah? But I didn't do anything, I was just a little follower!"

The public: "No, no, you did a lot! Every time you went straight to the heart of the matter, it was incredibly exciting..." Ye Chuchu: "Zha Zha, didn't you say the Second Prince would die early? Why is he still alive and kicking now?" Zha Zha: "I don't know! Did he bribe the King of Hell?" Ye Chuchu: "..."

“Senior Brother, why has your cultivation improved so quickly? Do you have some kind of secret?”

“You should talk more with your cultivation technique and raise its affection level. Occasionally give your technique some gifts, then have special interactions with it during certain festivals. Finally, during the mysterious inner event of the technique, confess your feelings to it! Once the technique agrees to be with you and shows you its special CG, your cultivation technique will be perfected.”

“…?”